Here’s a great shot of me showing off my translucent skin and teeny nipple. My mom loves drying me off in these goofy hooded towels. We got about a million of them. The truth is they come in pretty handy. Anyway, after a full day of pooping, peeing, and dribbling formula all over myself, I get pretty stinky. There’s nothing like a nice sponge bath to end an otherwise exhausting day of sleeping.